This morning at 06.02am precisely my whole existence was shattered and my life seemed to be over. I had been listening to the news and what I heard broke my heart.
It was an absolutely huge news article (to me) and one that would upset my whole day. The local newsreader had just confirmed that ‘ROBBIE WILLIAMS’ had proposed to his girlfriend Ayda Field live on the Australian radio station 2Day FM and worse still she had accepted.
Alright, so to most people I understand that this news article isn’t a big story. There haven’t been any huge disasters anywhere, nobody has died and everybody was happy. Well everybody else, but not me.
In my house it has been a standing joke that if Robbie Williams were to come along and take a shine to me, I would be off gone in a flash, no thought for my hubby and kids.
They always thought I was having a joke, but there is just something special about Robbie that really floats my boat. It would appear that Ayda obviously has something I don’t – probably a great figure, beauty and now she has my ROBBIE.
It was funny as soon as my daughter heard the news she laughed and said ‘bad luck mum, Robbie is engaged’. Even my son, who I don’t normally hear a peep out of until midday, managed to wind me up about the whole situation.
I don’t think it is funny to wind somebody up who is obviously heartbroken. I can assure you that my family will be suffering this weekend for their cruelty.
Now who am I going to drool over on the television, who is going to put a smile on my face every morning when I wake up and look at his picture on my calendar? What is a woman supposed to do?
There is only one thing I can do – book myself a holiday. I need somewhere hot, remote and far away from it all. I might take a look at Caribbean Spa Holidays, or perhaps Spa Holidays in India. There is a huge choice of spa hotels, so to be honest I don’t care where I end up.
All I need is tranquillity, relaxation, quiet, calm and probably an awful lot of therapy to help me get over this difficult time in my life.
Robbie, naturally doesn’t have a clue what he is going to be missing out on.
